Man: When's Memorial Day?
Me: It's in May.
Man: Then what's this month?
Man: NO, what Holiday is this month?
Me: None...but Labor Day is the first weekend in September...
Man: Uh! LABOR DAY!
Then he walked away.
I got to work and checked my email. The Urban Dictionary word of the day was holidrawl.
I guess that man was feelin it bad.